Looking at Noses from another perspective.
Warning, this is not work safe - partial nudity!

Everyone knows about that loveable lass Erin Esurance from those Insurance Commercials, but few know about her cousin, Karen Nsurance. Karen has been working for another car insruance company, convincing over 53,000 customers to sign up. She wound up at our office attmpting to sell us some insurance. While here she inquired about our network and we told her a quick rundown. She said she would like to be featured. When we made a point that she didn't have a nose, she walked back to her car. Having given my boss a chance to switch insruance carriers, she spotted him. This is what we saw next...

Our boss changed his insurance the very next day. Thanks for visiting, Karen!


Now this is weird. No matter what you say, this is not the Princess from that movie with the boy on the magic carpet. One of our coworkers has a rather striking resemblance to her, with two minor problems. The first problem is she is not exactly the moral type, like that Princess, and the other...well see for yourself. This is what happens when you drink too much during an office party.

There was at least a dozen guys coming at the same time, but one guy managed to come in her..um..vagina nose(?) They have since began to plan for they're new arrival. Which nostril is he going to come from, I wonder.

Our boss is a very serious man when it comes to NOSE| Network business. He makes sure to double, triple and even quadruple the background checks of some prospective employees. Once there was a lady named Marlena. She didn't sound too bright, nor did she understand the concept of the business much. Too humor her, the Boss told her to come on in, just so that he could tell her to her face that the position has already been filled. Here is what she looked like:

Judging by the size of her nose, I'd pretty much would bet that she's hired.
Also, judging by the private meeting with the Boss, and her leaving with a red, creamy nose and him smiling, I knew she was hired
But, she doesn't hold a candle to this lady...

In case you were wondering, I do know of several instance where both of these girls were leaving the Men's restroom with...ahem...a shiny substance all over it. Then, the men would leave, satisfied. When I asked the second girl, she took me into the bathroom and showed me.
Yes, her nostrils are big enough!!!